The function of the calendar is to remind us about important events. For this calendar the ‘important events’ are generated from the personal details that a company has on record once you interact with them (e.g. Facebook's special moments collages). The calendar plays on the idea of the gift-basket that some companies send once you've become their client, which are often awkward in traversing the boundaries between thoughtful and personal presents and underlying profit-driven motives. The events in this calendar are generated using a simple python script that draws on personal data. The language is inspired by promotional material that companies send to maintain their customer base.